It's that time again! King Silas is set to celebrate his 60th birthday with the royal family and a star-studded guest list no more than 400 guests long. The black tie event is just one of many celebrations that will commemorate this milestone for the King. Every year, parties are held in his honor across the country and at embassies abroad - and this year will be no different.

This year's intimate gathering will take place in Altar Mansion's Wood Room and is said to include a seven-course meal, complete with champagne toast, surprise musical guest and fireworks display. A source inside the palace told 200 Meters that eleven massive ice sculptures had been carved in the likeness of Shiloh's skyline - a testament to the King's proudest achievement.

And according to a royal press release, King Silas and Queen Rose will welcome anyone who wants to bring the King a gift. But what to get the man who has everything? Rumors are that last year, one ass-kisser, er, "guest" gave Silas a private island. But the King donated it to charity.

Well-wishers have been asked to form a line outside the front gate of Altar Mansion. Palace security will be tight and lines are sure to wrap around the block so get there early!